1. spookyjohansson:

    *Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

    (Source: officialwintersoldier, via imnotacoptodayhoney)

    1. Recite a poem.
    2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
    3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
    4. Do a tongue-twister.
    5. Say something in a different language. 
    6. Share an anecdote.
    7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
    8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
    9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
    10. Tell a joke. 
    11. What did you have to eat today? 
    12. Talk about something that really scares you.
    13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
    14. What is your favorite word?
    15. What is your least favorite word?
    16. What turns you on?
    17. What turns you off?
    18. What sound or noise do you love?
    19. What sound or noise do you hate?
    20. What is your favorite curse word?
    21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    22. What profession would you not like to do?
    23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

    (Source: geekykristie, via intoxicateddeductions)

  2. Joke of the day.

    wanderoar:

    roseonabeach:

    frostedsammy:

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    what

    Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

    stupidest/most awesome joke ever

    (Source: flyingscotsman, via ofthegoodshipargo)

  3. rufflesnotdiets:

    idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing shit even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.

    Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.

    (via nikki-rook)

  4. teen:

    shortandsweet:

    Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

    this is an important thing to remember.

    this is me

    (Source: myeyesarehazel, via castlefreak005)

  5. kirbuu:

    Considering I usually try to force choke people who woke me up with their snoring this is exceptionally accurate.

    (via castlefreak005)

  6. gingerblivet:

    straddling-the-atmosphere:

    onceuponabopper:

    thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

    wittywallflower:

    Writing is weird.

    One minute you are telling a story.

    The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

    or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

    Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

    what the hell are you guys writing?

    Porn.

    (via takeiteasykate)

  7. supernatural-mishamigo:

    portentouscatastrophe:

    jpgay:

    jpgay:

    when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

    image

    HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

    THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

    EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

    (via castlefreak005)

  8. f-reska:

    undress-thebarbiee:

    Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

    • period panties
    • chillen panties
    • and im about to get me some dick panties

    LIFE

    (via castlefreak005)


  9. pornstarbucks:

    (via ofthegoodshipargo)

  10. legfruit:

    tips for future college kids!!

    - i dont have any
    - none of us know what we’re doing
    - make rich friends

    (via killerbeckett)

  11. notsogrumpydarth:

    dosageofdisney:

    mistclub:

    i just realised…

    it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

    image

    image

    (via ofthegoodshipargo)